 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
AT&T is so annoying and disappointing that I'm surprised I'm not married to it. -Â @BillMc7Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
~Illustration by: Jim Bertram~
The Kool-Aid guy running through the Berlin Wall would have been the most epic and thirst quenching event in history @Hadzilla
We’re super excited to be collaborating with Favstar.fm for this twaggie. Any time a new tweet on Favstar gets 5 “Tweet of the Day†trophies, we’ll add our own trophy in the form of a cartoon! Be sure to sign up with Favstar.fm’s bonus features to enable the Tweet of the Day functionality.
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
 Stupidity is not this country's biggest problem, rewarding it is. - @thisjason
I have a coupon good for 1 blowjob that I got from my ex on my birthday, so if any of you ladies take coupons from competitors... @SmokeMyWords
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Cashier just pointed at my zit and told me that Proactive really works for her. I told her college worked for me. -Â @jackmackenroth~Illustration by: Jim Bertram~
Thunder and lightning without rain is Mother Nature faking an orgasm. -Â @IGotsSmarts
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
My boyfriend is so cute when he pretends he's not my boyfriend and threatens to call the cops if I don't stop following him <3 -Â @Holidayze
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
My  "check liver" light just came on. - @WyLdAnIcA
~Illustration by:Â Anna Beck~
I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50. @MrFornicator
Today, we're teaming up with Postsecret and neatorama to celebrate the release of the new Postsecret app! Go win some Postsecret books over here and be sure to download the app over here.
When my friend is peeved at her hubby, she introduces him to friends as her 'first husband'. via @postsecret
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
A 2nd fatal bear attack at Yellowstone Nat'l Park this summer. I was recently there, here's what you do if attacked: - @CNN_Oppmann
Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India. -Â @awescar
We're super excited to be collaborating with Favstar.fm for this twaggie. Any time a new tweet on Favstar gets 5 "Tweet of the Day" trophies, we'll add our own trophy in the form of a cartoon! Be sure to sign up with Favstar.fm's bonus features to enable the Tweet of the Day functionality.
~Illustrated by:Â Cecile Dyer~
Sorry about all the typos lately, gays. -Â @sweet_toof
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
"Yeah, I tapped that." -Samuel Morse - @kingofalltweets
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