If I had that kind of money.... why in the heck would I want to live there surrounded by neighbors and the sound of speed boats going by all day and night.
For that kind of money I could have a private island and any kind of house I want.... not some crappy old house where the kitchen is in the basement..... and I would make it a soverign nation.
I just hook up my laptop into a projector pointed to the ceiling... attach my high end gamng controller, nestle into my SUMO bean bag and play classic Zelda on a 200 inch screen with surround sound.
Play until you get sleepy..... put the controller down and take a nap and then just pick up where you left off when you wake up.
Just stare at her face for like 30 seconds and tell me she doesn't give you the willies.
Like curry, sweat and dookie.
Get a better haircut.
You can eat nothing but snicker bars and cotton candy.... hit the gym and you won't gain an ounce.
Of course you will feel and look like crap though.
For that kind of money I could have a private island and any kind of house I want.... not some crappy old house where the kitchen is in the basement..... and I would make it a soverign nation.
The lead singer was this fat guy named Dave and at every party we would always have some cute groupie in his lap.
I remember some good looking guy commenting..... how in the hell does that guy get so many women...... my response was "he is in a band"
I just hook up my laptop into a projector pointed to the ceiling... attach my high end gamng controller, nestle into my SUMO bean bag and play classic Zelda on a 200 inch screen with surround sound.
Play until you get sleepy..... put the controller down and take a nap and then just pick up where you left off when you wake up.