I see nothing on Neatorama that says we were monkeys. You actually have to click to another website, where there is a joke...a Joke...about "Apeman" making hilarious fun of Twitter. If your kids can't handle thoughts like that, keep em on Disney.com and if you really want to "equip them for the world" you should ensure a breadth and depth of learning.

Excuse me? Civic identity? I think not. Unless you want the civic identity of being the central source of the bird flu's profligation into the U.S.

I don't get it.

My sympathy goes out to you, Alex & Tiffany. I recently lost a dear pet, too. Take the week off, if you want, it's cool.

Village of the Lambed.

Is that Cyclops the one-eyed cat?

According to legend, you'll find a PT Cruiser at the end of a fogbow.