Go Brazil! Cream those neo-Vichy surrender monkeys!

People in Beijing got upset about people wearing pajamas in public, too. Don't worry about your dress code. If you make goods for export to the US, do quality work and stop sending us crap.

I had my bicycle stolen outside a movie theater and found it again outside the same theater a year later.

The police gave the kid who had it a couple weeks to bring it in to the police station and when I got it home I found a marijuana pipe inside the handlebars.

Do they ever stop and try to get a good shot of it without the camera jerking around?

Um, thanks Samcar1, I didn't know that! :P

The things should be phased out. Saddam Hussein and DCI Gene Hunt both had a good look wearing a jacket with no tie.

Not having windows on the ground floor is pretty secure unless, like me, you live withing a couple blocks of people who leave extension ladders unlocked outside. Look around your neighborhood. There are surprisingly many such ladders all over.

That's pretty impressive. I hope some helpful person doesn't decide to sharpen all his pencils for him.

It's an advanced interrogation aid from the Spanish-American war.

I've seen that done, but with the toe that is right next to the big toe, because taking that toe interferes with walking less than taking the big toe.

Fast drivers, mean people, and, as we see here, wild animals are all good reasons not to let pets roam outside.

Ha ha, I slept just fine on a couch for 10 years and I only switched to a bed because one was left behind in a bigger apartment I moved into.

Beer and high velocity arrows. Sounds like a winning combination to me.

Number 10 on the list, Jackie Speier, has a mall claw but she is a Democrat.

I don't require television to be plausible. I require it to be fun to watch.