So go look at the Hamburglar from the 70s again, & tell me how a good looking guy isn't an improvement. I grew up in the 70s, & despite HR Puffenstuff, the Hamburglar was FREAKY

It's a toss-up between The Incredibelchers by Prime Premne, or Captain Ribman's SCIENCE!

I used to love watching Kimba's adventures when I was a kid in the 70s! When Disney's ripoff came out, I refused to even rent it, despite the fact that I was the only one who had even heard of Kimba the White Lion. It's great hearing from other fans!
Now, how do we get someone to put it out on DVD?

Despite being a grandmother of 5 (soon to be 6!) and an official GROWN UP, I would absolutely hang this in my living room, just because of how happy it makes me feel

I've never liked pranking, thanks to a cruel older brother, & I have to agree: someone's going to get shot. When my daughter was 12, she thought it would be funny to startle me, & got punched in the face. If my reaction to my own daughter is a punch, then yes, someone is bound to get shot

This object is obviously a corset tightener. The aperture was opened, the teeth set against the corset's edges, then tightened with the included spanner (not pictured). A very handy device for getting ladies dressed into last year's fashions!

Slayer of minions, sz 2XL

Rapunzel's de-tangler!

Slayer of Henchmen, sz 2XL

It was pretty awful, except for Bill Murray, especially at the end. My damn kids wanted to watch it. This is why you shouldn't let kids pick the movie!

That's an official Emily Post's Perfect Table Setter. It's for aligning your dinnerware so nothing offends!

Never Grow Up, 2XL

This is an early model for sending Text Type Messages. Note the classic mid-century wooden case, to fit in with 'modern' decor! It didn't catch on for several decades, until the technology made it smaller & portable.

Evolution- Proving the Egg Came First, sz XXL

Another Cameron Diaz

Briosci. I used to eat that crap like it was candy! Drove my mother nuts...

Tea tree oil cleared up a nail fungus, it took about a month. Coconut oil, rubbed into my skin every day, cleared up my adult acne & occasional dandruff

This is half of a set of party beer openers. One in each hand opens a six pack!

You Are Bacon Me Hungry, Mens XL

This is a Goth-erator. It's used to instantly turn teenagers into multiple pierced goths. It generally comes with a 4 inch wide paintbrush, for applying white makeup, & a 2 inch wide brush, for black.
Quasars are Far Out, adult size XL