Forest Spirit by filiskun

...but if there's a t-shirt of an avocado with a cut-out for the pit (stomach), I'd choose that one in small so it would fit extra tight and keep it for myself.

Ad slogan: Strong enough for an enema, but made for a bong.

In a follow up study, 24% of adult patrons were found asleep in the dining room before finishing their meals and another whopping 42% simply pushed the food of the table and laughed hysterically.

This is why I keep my girlfriend out of the kitchen while cooking. Nothing worse than having one draped over the uvula and doing the chicken walk.

I don't think we're giving this guy enough credit. I think the 'beautiful' comment was intended to trip up the stenographer. That makes him a prankster. In a later interview, he still contends it was a slip and doesn't walk it back. That makes him a gentleman.

Look at it this way kid, you'll be able to buy buy beer for a while.

If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, it's an Anatidae class battlecruiser.

Oh good, this is about abnormal fruit. When I read the title, I envisioned something totally different... nothing worse than finding yourself sharing that last banana.

"Wait a minute, I thought I was to pack the picnic and YOU were to bring the parachute!"

I'm not buying it. I say all involved are actors. The woman who enters at the 35 second mark is filmed from three different locations and doesn't notice the camera? 30 million views on youtube as a so-called prank has to be profitable for someone.

It seems my theory that each band member is implanted with a microchip to control their movements is wrong:
http://www.today.com/entertainment/ohio-state-marching-band-uses-app-pull-amazing-formations-8C11495842

Retired movie stars inevitably end up as aging rock stars who look a bit stoned.

Ooh cool, something I can play with and not worry about going blind or getting arrested.

A video that has helped this dyslexic immeasurably. I can now fix my flat tire. The trunk is in the spare!