THUD
THighs Under Duress
I would like to see this performed while they're wearing shorts, then take a final bow.

Sounds and looks like a trailer for the next episode of The State of the Union.

At four and a half times the gravity, the contents of a full bladder would weigh in at over four and a half pounds; a poop, a bit less. Spacefarers will either have to develop sphincter muscles the size of doughnuts or wear a diaper with suspenders.

The glue that held the label to the can are like fingerprints. Match the glue pattern left on the can to a label and tape it back on.

I wonder if they inspected the cat's stool. Might give a clue to why they can't find the owner.

Rumor has it that the makers of Squatty Potty thinks it's a bunch of crap.

Turdunkin'

Got sent to the boo box in the movie, "Hook".

How cute and it works! Still waiting for it show the puckered back end of a red tabby.

I canceled my order for a grey boutonniere.

I found the best way to recycle those singing cards is to remove the electronics, replace the button cell with a long tube of AA's. Wrap the whole thing up in electrical tape and slide it into the tubular frame of the toilet partition at work. You'll have your co-workers humming Jingle Bells well into Easter.

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Pshaw... pizza? The participants are predominantly college aged boys. They're eating more because they're eating fast. Dinner is the first half of a date and must be time compressed to make up for the long slog of a chick flick in the second half. Doing so makes more time for the fantastical third half. At least that's how the math worked when I was that age.

Whoa, wait a minute....if you swap the position of the photos, these become ugly girls making pretty faces. It's a trap.