Sounds and looks like a trailer for the next episode of The State of the Union.

At four and a half times the gravity, the contents of a full bladder would weigh in at over four and a half pounds; a poop, a bit less. Spacefarers will either have to develop sphincter muscles the size of doughnuts or wear a diaper with suspenders.

The glue that held the label to the can are like fingerprints. Match the glue pattern left on the can to a label and tape it back on.

I wonder if they inspected the cat's stool. Might give a clue to why they can't find the owner.

Rumor has it that the makers of Squatty Potty thinks it's a bunch of crap.

I always thought that was the button for a mobility management device for use by parent/teacher.
Edit: Well that makes no sense since the photo didn't post

With all the reflective surfaces these animations have to offer, you'd think, at least once, you'd find a reflection of film crew and/or equipment. Of course they may very well be, but we can't see them because they're in a different dimension.

Mannequins are now made of plastic. The old ones made of redwood are ground up and recycled into the garden.

Turdunkin'

Deja Vu

Got sent to the boo box in the movie, "Hook".

How cute and it works! Still waiting for it show the puckered back end of a red tabby.

I canceled my order for a grey boutonniere.

I found the best way to recycle those singing cards is to remove the electronics, replace the button cell with a long tube of AA's. Wrap the whole thing up in electrical tape and slide it into the tubular frame of the toilet partition at work. You'll have your co-workers humming Jingle Bells well into Easter.