It's a Steampunk back scratcher - The Nights Watch Oath XXL please

This is obviously an antique cat carrier. place the cat's face against the fan, the pronged screw... well you know. Anyway, it keeps your cat quiet and easily portable.

Prosper - XXL

Ahh, I thought I re-posted with my Tshirt choice, :(if it's not too late...Life in Black XXL

It is a "tool" used by Fathers to insure their daughters are safe when a young man came to call. The Father would sit in the living room detroying zucchini with the tool while discussing the "date plans" the young man had for his daughter. While technically illegal, most fathers will support other fathers in the community with an alibi, should the need arise.

It is the First Pasta Press, add flour, water, and push the sides together, harvest the spagettis.

Life 2XL Military green

The Original Walking Dead - Design: Randy Coffey
Love this type of humor.

It's the first speculum, later models proved less painful.

It's obviously a Steampunk Brain pressure release mechanism.
Standard equipment for all "punk" mad scientists

Lady Gaga's next jewelry accessory. A real cool necklace.

It's the end of a pendulum that knocks those blocks over in the planetarium, the kind that show the rotation of the earth.

The worlds Biggest anal plug