Kinda reminds me of a house with a big yard a few blocks down from mine. Perched pertly behind several unfriendly "KEEP OUT!" and "BEWARE OF DOG!" signs is this cutesy little handcarved placard that says:

"Our Little Love Acre"

That's irony you could stick magnets to...

--TwoDragons

...comes with optional attachments for Catherine the Great fans...

--TwoDragons

By holding some in the palm of your hand, Miss Cellania--it starts going all soft after a few short seconds, and then drips right through your fingers. Kids get a huge kick out of playing with the gooshy stuff!

--TwoDragons

"...which is a good thing, at least to farmers."

...or coyotes, wolves, stray dogs, and hungry bums... ;-)

--TwoDragons

It's Morbidly Delicious!

--TwoDragons

You.

Have.

GOT.

To.

Be.

Kidding.

Me...

--TwoDragons

Here in Texas they're bred as a novelty. Apparently there's a booming market for narcoleptic livestock.

Which is kinda sad, if you ask me. I'd prefer a flock of healthy herbivores and a few well-trained sheepdogs, thanks. Something about deliberately breeding neurological defects into an animal strikes me as cruel.

--TwoDragons

Ya think about it, only a "civilized" country would hold one of the most useless metals in such high esteem! *LOL*

--TwoDragons

I'm a big girl, but even *I* know that poncing around on a catwalk in skimpy lingerie is not something a chick my size should be doing!

I'm with the "normal-sized models" crowd. Or at least dress her in something a little more dignified than trampwear!

--TwoDragons

Ya beat me to it, Miss Cellania! :-)

--TwoDragons

Well I for one welcome our new isopod overlords...

--TwoDragons

Yeah, when I first found this my jaw just about hit the floor! But if tradition dictates that you keep a portion of the wedding cake in the freezer and eat it on your first anniversary...does this mean the happy couple will be dining on Great A'Tuin's head in a year?!

To paraphrase the Librarian, "Eek!" ;-)

--TwoDragons

Can you get that here in the States...? It sounds positively yummilicious!

--TwoDragons

Two words: Conspicuous. Consumption.

--TwoDragons

Yeah--all the coolest pieces are only for show. It would have been better if the artsit had elaborated on how she created each piece, so interested artists could try their hand at making similar stuff.

Still, the dragons were KEWL!

--TwoDragons