This just happens to be a Royal Ball holder. The delicate organs would be held in the cup while the member would peek out through the opening. The holes on the side would have been used with soft leather strips to tie the device around the man's nether regions. Royals and Nobility down on their luck would purchase this "handy" silver device when they had spent all their money on their new castle renovations and could no longer afford their ball holding servant. If a knight was good enough, a noble (or one time the King) would give them their silver ball holder as a sign of trust. A rare piece, and I give my compliments to whoever found it.

Cyborg, Black, 2xl

Yay! Cyborg in Black in XXL

Isn't it obvious? These are Wolverine's spare claws.

Cyborg, black, 2xL

This is a traditional Japanese ear pick. The loops at the end are ideal for dislodging the dry ear wax that is most commonly found in people from Asian countries. It is most likely made of a precious metal wire that has been twisted to form its shape.

Cyborg Black 2XL

1. I would like the Lawn Genome project shirt in 2XL, Military Green

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Lawn-Gegnome-Project

2. I would also like the TARDIS Emergency Fund keychain.

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/TARDIS-Emergency-Fund-Keychain

Thank you, and have a wibblywobbly timeywimey neatorama sort of day!

You guys are great, and your blog always puts a smile on my face.

That is clearly a medieval pelvis crusher. Used as torture when the "pear of agony" was not available to be inserted in the offending orifice, the pelvis crusher was placed under a person while they were being stretched on the rack and lowered inch by inch until the teeth forced the adulterous pelvic area to be crushed between the sharp metal teeth. These would bite into the glutes, tear at the anus, and mangle the naughty bits. Also useful to punish girls that were being immodest. Just move the thing upwards on the victim's body and crush the juice right out of those melons. This variation is also useful in combination with the nipple snipper. A wall sliding wall mount for this apparatus is also compatible with the priest's chair - a conical stool designed to rip the anus wide open until it came out through the mouth. Maybe that's why the "rejected cartoons" guy couldn't stop his anus from bleeding all over the place.

LAWN GENOME PROJECT - Men's 2XL in military green

Hey, it's me, the one who suggested "shloves." I would prefer the Elizabethan Homeboys shirt in XL or 1X, whatever you guys have.

Shloves, again. Elizabethan Homies shirt, size extra large (or 1X if you have it).

Shloves, pure and simple: a combination of "shirt" and " gloves."