Maybe she went out at 2 am to "get some smokes".

Not all parts of your body will bleed. They used to "perform" lobotomies by driving a rod through the tissue just above the eyeballs, behind the skull bone (under your eyebrow, shooting up. 2 minutes of scraping in your brain and you were "fixed" and usually without bleeding.

Good call Mario, but I'm not sure what flavor of C, C++, Obj.C or C# is happy with identifier names with spaces in it. Alan Turing is not a valid identifier.

Too make it really geeky, the title should have been Lisp or one of the derivatives.

Strike of nostalgia. I have not thought of Dr Snuggles in (too) many years!

Thank you!

Why can't the youth find something productive to do, like playing on the freeway, or on the slippery banks of a fast river. Another good one is train avoidance. Wait for the train by standing litteraly in its tracks and jump off at the last moment. That is cool.

Yes, good urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm

And I'm wondering why those creatures packed like that on the picture. Daddy long legs are cute, they are kind of weak and they don't run fast.

I'd be more scared of such a numerous army of brown recluse or even dumb wolf spiders.

This cake clearly smells of copyright and trademark infrigement. Lawyers want their piece of the cake to you know!

I know no one cares about my blog.

David Blaine is just as funny and talented as John Edwards.

The most important thing in 'magic' is the showmanship and the entertainment. Of course, the page are not all torn, the lady doesn't really get cut in half and another lady did not really disapear. Sheesh.

Worst video ever.

I was holding my breath, hoping for a big *splat*. I am relieved and disapointed at the same time.

Taxidermy is creepy to say the least. This is really creepy.

It's also a little disturbing. Especially with the face of a baby there... mmm...

I like these comments much better than the original post.

In other news, I would like to start my own project, boldly called:

Orange: a cubic meter of ear wax. No collection kit necessary, stick your fingers in your ear and scrape the ear wax from under your nails.

Thanks you very much!

For some reason I have this very cartoonish mental image of this person taking a sip of water and see it flow out of 800 tiny little holes in his head...