If we did that, people would get pissed off when they used their own spelling and other people didn't know what they meant. Egos would run rampant. People would start fighting over which variant was better.

Why can't morons just shut the hell up and learn how to spell?

What do you expect from something you're supposed to read while sitting on the crapper?

It's happening in a lot of places, and it's not just based on colour. I think it has more to do with what people can afford. I can't afford to live in the nearest city, and I'm white. But there's a huge Chinese population there that seems to have no problem throwing down half a million dollars for a condo the size of a closet.

It's money... not necessarily race.

Oh, yeah. Tell the poachers where they are.

Ew. I was just trying to figure out how the puppy could live, not having a back half and all. But it sounds like none of these poor creatures lived very long due to tissue rejection.

'And he said: "We discussed with the patient that he would have to deal with the fact that his hands were from somebody else.

"But this was discussed before the first heart transplant, and in reality nobody really cared about that."'

Yeah, but your heart isn't on display for everyone to see. Having to look at two foreign arms all day, every day... I can see how that could screw with your mind.

I've heard this before. If it came down to losing a little bit of skin or getting HIV... I think I'd say "bring on the scalpel"!

I've also heard that uncircumcised penises can harbor HPV. Wash well, guys... wash well.

Okay, Dave. Let's keep burning oil. I'm sure the athletes in China right now who have to wear face masks due to the pollution will be very glad you've decided this for them.

(Did anyone else notice the picture in #5? "Standrad Oil"? Heheheh...)

Well, they've got Finland further south of Ukraine, too. I guess they're better at making graphics than they are at geography.

Sounds gross. And they must've been for the rich, originally. If you were hungry, would you bury your egg and sit around waiting for it to... uh... ripen?

Bleh.

This is nothing new. But it's still scary.

I bet this is why people whose houses are crawling with cats are also kind of crazy. But did they get crazy from the parasites... or did they accumulate cats because they were crazy to start with?

Even if I ate meat, I would still think that was disgusting. Gluttony at its worst.

Someone who's wondering those kinds of things at age 19 isn't right in the head. He should have learned the difference between right and wrong WAY before that.

Do they train the kids to be psychics at that school? What is "an English medium co-education"?

I find the assault on nature kind of disheartening. Too much concrete...