Well that and... there are cameras EVERYWHERE. A bear stopped singing on the Song of a the South ride and told me to stop splashing. Guests are then tracked via the surveillance system to ensure they don't reoffend. I don't know about Cali, but the FL park has fake trees that are loaded with cameras and you're tracked everywhere but the inside of the bathrooms.

$700 for 28 days? Easy. Like stupidly easy to disappear for that long with that much cash.

How'd they get interviewed then? I don't find this romantic. For me, it would be a life of modern inconvenience. But each to their own.

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you shit in the woods."

Glow-in-the-Dark Bones, xxl (xlt if you have it).