A tiny clone of Joss Whedon ready to write a mini web series of the Avengers!

(cookie monster water bottle)

have they announced if we can order these wines if we don't live in the area?

or possibly a torture device for treasonous mice!

ladies M or unisex S.

or possibly it's a torture device for treasonous mice!

ladies M or unisex S.

I suspect that's a medical implement from the 19th century used to brace body parts during surgery or amputation. the corrugated bits help it hold the skin better.

also, ladies medium, two neurons and one is inhibitory!

I second the guess that might be some kind of tape dispenser.

but if you really want to know what I think...

it clearly is a mountain climbing device. the flat metal bit at the front ratchets down on vinyl straps, and the gears crank the position on the strap forward, enabling the climber to hold the handle and safely ascend the mountain.