I prefer to get my meat at the supermarket where they grow it from seed in nice styrofoam containers. But if that guy insists on getting his meat from animals, who am I to question is antiquated ways?
The "How I Really Work" almost nails it. Except there's no computer, I'm fully covered by the blankets, and there's a definite snoring sound coming from my vicinity.
They really should make a satellite with a bat on an extended arm. Have it take a swing at other satellites and toss them into the Earth's atmosphere. Then move onto the next piece of junk.