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To be honest, when you said it was going to be "Escher-like", I was expecting interlocking-fish-birds.
Happy Face
Color: natural
Size: Ladies XL
Happy Face
Color: natural
Size: Ladies XL
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I know I can't swim as fast as a shark, but I'm not worried because I can swim faster than you.
Lone Wolf, size med, color black.
Lone Wolf, size med, color black.
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I'm glad I'm an engineer and don't have to worry about such foolishness. Just do it by weight.
But if you insist, I will define sand quantities for you in terms of grain count.
1-50 grains: "grains"
50-500 grains: "a dusting"
500-5,000: "small heap"
5,000-10,000: "heap"
10,000-100,000: "large heap"
>100,000: "a pile"
acceptable tolerance +/- 20% (because who gives a @#%^& if you call a "heap" a "small heap" by accident)
Standard: ESTABLISHED! Now you're free to go prove black is white, or drink a glass of water, or do whatever you people do.
But if you insist, I will define sand quantities for you in terms of grain count.
1-50 grains: "grains"
50-500 grains: "a dusting"
500-5,000: "small heap"
5,000-10,000: "heap"
10,000-100,000: "large heap"
>100,000: "a pile"
acceptable tolerance +/- 20% (because who gives a @#%^& if you call a "heap" a "small heap" by accident)
Standard: ESTABLISHED! Now you're free to go prove black is white, or drink a glass of water, or do whatever you people do.
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Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series.
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The Tiny Hadron Collider (THC) is the world's only gravity powered particle accelerator.
First used by Professors Mars and Murrie to collide a shelled peanut with a ball of chocolate in 1943. Once candy-coating technology was perfected 10 years later, the Peanut M&M was born.
Ironically, exposure to the drug THC often leads to excessive consumption of Peanut M&M's (along with Ding-Dongs and Funyuns).
Witchy... Black, Ladies Fit Large.
First used by Professors Mars and Murrie to collide a shelled peanut with a ball of chocolate in 1943. Once candy-coating technology was perfected 10 years later, the Peanut M&M was born.
Ironically, exposure to the drug THC often leads to excessive consumption of Peanut M&M's (along with Ding-Dongs and Funyuns).
Witchy... Black, Ladies Fit Large.
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Its a 3D puzzle that can transform into a gun.
Witchy t-shirt. Medium. Black.
Did I win?
Witchy t-shirt. Medium. Black.
Did I win?
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Edward,
I agree, and you have to give Stevens credit for even trying to understand the internet and, better still, to try to explain it to the rest of the senate.
If I was 80+ years old I wouldn't give a hell about you young whippersnappers and your newfangled interwebs, with your HTTP, and your packet sniffers.
Back in the olden days we only had H-single-T-P... and we liked it.
And and only router security we had was my father's M1903 Springfield that he brought back with him from the Great War.
I agree, and you have to give Stevens credit for even trying to understand the internet and, better still, to try to explain it to the rest of the senate.
If I was 80+ years old I wouldn't give a hell about you young whippersnappers and your newfangled interwebs, with your HTTP, and your packet sniffers.
Back in the olden days we only had H-single-T-P... and we liked it.
And and only router security we had was my father's M1903 Springfield that he brought back with him from the Great War.
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Doh! Thats not a t-shirt.
Mosaic Yin and Yang... dark chocolate flavor...
Mosaic Yin and Yang... dark chocolate flavor...
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A device invented and marketed by former Alaskan senator Ted Stevens for testing the "series of tubes" interface used in high-speed connections to the "intertubes".
His sales pitch...
"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
--United States Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
Extendable Back Scratcher. Eczema Flavored please.
His sales pitch...
"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
--United States Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
Extendable Back Scratcher. Eczema Flavored please.
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Whitcwa is correct. This is NOT Minnie's balls, but one of Mickey's balls. They were removed at mouse-puberty by ol' Walt to maintain Mickey's trademark, high-pitched squeaky voice.
Come to the dark side we have cookies... med, black
Come to the dark side we have cookies... med, black
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Manufactured by the same company that makes the Stanley Cup, this is the Stanley Hookah Pipe, awarded every year to the winner of the Beer Pong Tourney at Burning Man.
Cute but Psycho.
Cute but Psycho.
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...and he turned me into a newt...
...I got better...
...I got better...
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Having "Taco" trained to follow commands will become handy when he learns to fly, grows to 300 feet tall and starts breathing fire.
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Tool for bending regular pasta into fusilli.
Witchy, medium.
Witchy, medium.
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Elizabethen Homies T-Shirt
Men's size: Extra-Jumbo-Extra-Elephant-Large
... oh sorry. I thought we were competing to caption the photo.