Or an indication that she's a replicant. They should administer the Voight-Kampff test.

"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this."

Is the dog's name "dotcom"?

She knew she was supposed to cross a river, but she thought the pond was a river, and tried to drive AROUND the "river"? Darwin Award, for sure.

I thought it was interesting to see how Internet Explorer went from Undisputed Browser King to Also-Ran.

I imagine the problem would be the steaming. Steaming is not a good way to cook pizza.

Also, people talking about politics in public really drives me crazy. Let's ban that, too. Not ALL political discourse, just the offensive kind.

Well if we're going to ban perfumes in the workplace because some can't stand the smell, shouldn't we also ban body odor, flower bouquets, loud/annoying voices, smelly Indian food, ugly clothing, and everything else that's offensive to the senses?

Hey Dan, your use of "us" is just as inappropriate. You don't speak for everyone here! Maybe he HAS driven some of "us" somewhere! ;)

If your allergies are so extreme that you can't be near someone wearing perfume, then just stay home. You can do your banking and shopping online. I'm sorry, but it's pretty selfish to ask the whole world to change their habits to conform to your rare and extreme allergy. There's a big difference between special parking spots for the many handicapped people in our society, and banning perfume for the sake of a very small number of people.

Sure, let's all change our behavior to cater to a few people with extreme allergies. Let's ban peanuts completely. And latex - no more latex condoms, since some people are allergic. Ban gluten and wheat from all food. And dairy; no more dairy. Where do we stop?

OK, now let's see her do The Garden of Earthly Delights by Bosch.

John Cheese's articles on poverty, addiction, responsibility, adulthood, and parenthood may not be the funniest things on Cracked, but they are some of the best written, most thought-provoking, and most instructional.

OK, so maybe he's liable for child support. Again, it doesn't sound like he's breaking any laws or even doing anything immoral. If the Feds are going to try to stop this guy, then they should also be going after Octomom, the Duggars, women who get pregnant while collecting welfare, NBA players... where does it end?

And the added weight and wind resistance probably negate all the fuel savings. Brilliant.