What's ridiculous about it? Aren't you more likely to hit your target with two bullets than with one? Isn't that the reason hunters use double-barreled shotguns?
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The only part I object to is the part about how horses can't vomit, and instead dry heave until their stomachs burst and they die an agonizing death. It takes a special kind of sick person to think that's a good opportunity to make a joke about how "they save money on Dramamine".
"“Watch out!” the boy shouted as his workmate’s hand came into contact with the mouth of the coal crusher. Too late – the unfortunate lad’s hand got caught and sucked into the machinery. Three of those working the crusher jumped to help, pulling out the boy’s arm, but by then it had been ground to little more than a mangled, bloody mess. "
Yeah, this is sort of like Darth Vader trying to get people to join the Empire by bragging about how the Empire is impervious to the Rebel Alliance. "Sure, I'll join you, Lord Vader, as long as you protect me from those scary Rebels!"
Bad Taste
Child's Play
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Evil Dead
Fog, The
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Hellraiser
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Jeepers Creepers?
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Leprechaun
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Nightmare on Elm Street, A
Omen, The
Poltergeist
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Reanimator
Scanners
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Zombieland
Neat-o!