The U.P. is clearly getting ready to return to the mothership. Over the next fifty years, it will fully separate from Wisconsin. Once that is achieved, it will start to levitate, and then take off into the sky with everything on it.
As a member of Gen Y, This totally brings me back to when I was a little kid waiting for the cartoons to come on on Saturday mornings. If you turned the TV on too early (like before 6) you got these. Or infomercials.
It's clearly what the inquisitors used for needle felting. "Confess, or I'll felt your clothes...while you're wearing them! Mwah hah hah hah hah! -occam's razor shirt, size M
I tickle myself all the time, usually when I'm trying to scratch an itch on either the palm of my hand or the sole of my foot. Since I hate being tickled, it's really annoying.
-occam's razor shirt, size M