They stood in line, they stood in line...

What's next- perhaps a commercial using Boyd Rice? "Disneyland CAN'T wait"

Looks like Hawkman, or some guy with talking Hulk hands.

Not really. It's tough to achieve harmony with the universe when the jerk won't up the thermostat.

There are social constructs, and then there is appearing to be a gibbering half-wit. Please put your pants back on, Mr Trout.

Every day this planet looks more overrun with escaped mental patients.

Damn it, I'm about to lose my geek membership-card:

They didn't award it for the same reason WarHammer novelizations don't win. It's turgid power-fantasy nonsense aimed at 13-year old boys. Give it for LOTR, you might as well give it for Noddy books and Marvel comic story arcs. The reason for Robert Frost not getting the nod was vile.

As this corporate entity is apparently allowed to deface and vandalize public property, so should the public be allowed to do the same to any Nike property. Go get 'em, Ad-Busters!

I really miss the Weekly World News.

Happy new year- have some fresh nightmare fuel.

He should have tried this with beer in Canada. Bring in the bottle, and you and your brother get free cases and a job at the Elsinore brewery. It totally works, eh!

The apes are learning, even as humans quickly de-evolve.
You did it, you finally did it...damn you all to hell.

Rob Leifeld is wanted in the Hague for Crimes Against Anatomy.

translated title: Nature- especially hard on the little creatures.

There's always a fight for who gets the (flying) eyeball. It's the cake that noshes on you.

I wonder how many other guys are now considering jailing their significant others, rather than see this dreadful film.