Psssh, come to Detroit, our ghost towers make these look like some hobo's refridgerator box.

Hardness scale?

(too nerdy? yeah, sorry)

mmmmmmm bacon sweater

Is it wrong that I now want a sweater made out of knitted wool pig fur?

Cool, but should our tax dollars be paying for this?

The only part of the whole chain that boggles my mind is the development of sexual reproduction. how? why? All other elements make perfect sense - have no doubt, I am 100% on the side of evolution, that one little bit just blows my mind.

Obviously this guy didn't do his homework. A John Deere D is bigger than the relative size of the Mercedes C. For someone wearing and driving the sterotypical professor accoutriments, i'd expect better.

Sweet, great way to waste billions and billions of taxpayer dollars that will never see a return on that investment.

Pay teacher? fix urban decay? provide college scholarships? Pay down the deficit? Perish the thought.

Now a moonbase, that's something we can do.

Indeed, I will vouch for the accuracy of this chart, as disgusting as it is, right down the the underwear selection.

I just thought of a funny one. The double derivative of velocity - jerk. hahahahahahaha

I don't understand the reason for this particular tattoo. Does he really like that function or what? Perhaps that as time (x) goes to infinity, the function f(x) (himself) approaches nothing? I'm so confused.

As an aside, I went to a political event last night with long time congressman John Conyers from Detroit. It only served to reinforce the fact that I freakin hate liberal democrats. Why can't there be a "rational party" for those of us who don't love Jayeesus or hugging trees?

BTW for those folks decrying any kind of political commentary in the face of an impending election - especially those using the term liberal like a curse: You don't have to be liberal or conservative to see that the congress and executive brach is full of deceitful, greedy, anti-freedom crooks who need to be thrown out in the interest of preserving democracy. You only have to read the paper in the morning and play connect the dots.

The hilarity of this situation is that if you listen to the preceding 3 minutes of speech it would take a simpleton to misinterpret it as a slam against the troops. Unfortunately for Kerry, he's an idiot, and doesn't take the time to think that what he's saying makes an excellent out of context soundbite that sounds bad (though true - we've been lowernig our troop standards to keep the recruitment rates up since this thing started).

It seems like the average over time reflects Hugh's shift in taste from brunettes to blondes. Also note the relatively constant blue background. this is pretty damn interesting I must say.