If you live in Nebraska (and I have) this sort of thing passes as a fun time — right up there with watching the corn grow.

For more fun, look for the Colorado-shaped field in Colorado.

BTW, my best Nebraska joke: When the doctor give you 6 months to live, move to Nebraska — it will seem like an eternity!

Why did it take so long to find? Didn't anyone notice that big dashed box around it?

All he had to do was call the nearest airport and tell them he had a family-size tube of Crest and he was booking a flight.

TSA would have been on his ass in a heartbeat.

I'm thinking, Slap a seat and this sucker and people will pay big moola to go John Glennish. Funding problem solved.

This is my vote for best ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSIp76CvUI&feature=player_embedded Robert? Carlyle is great. Love it when he tells the piper to shut it.

Here's an interview with the director: http://www.shots.net/article_detail.asp?atype=1&id=9071

Alternative step #3: Yell STAY WITH ME! STAY WITH ME!

While in college I lived in an apartment that had three complexes: Kampus House, Koed House and I can't recall the last K House, but the parking sticker was, of course "KKK"