I hate "God's plan" shit. People always try to give God credit for when good things happen, and blame him for letting bad things happen. Why not just thank him for everything? Thank you God for saving Kimberly. Thank you God for giving us the technology to save lives. Thank you God for giving us the technology to end lives. Thank you God for racism, sexism and ignorance. Thanks for the breakfast cheerios I had this morning too. Thank you for the fucking sour milk.

Maybe God DOES have a plan for everyone. Maybe we're like a huge real time strategy game for God that he's playing on an HD Jumbotron.

"Spawn more Preemies."