In Alberta, if you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets
and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

I wonder if anyone tried to invoke that one in the last 20 years.

I wonder if it was written in the will of the person to ask that their remains be made into a sculpture of a beetle, pushing a turd ball up a dust buster.

I'm sure it has been mentioned before, but should no source be given there is no reason to remove this.

It's missing a snake with a harmonica. They always forget about the poison claw... that's why they are never a match for the mighty platypus!

@Mr. Oblivious

Crazy is a human trait spread across all cultures.
http://thismatters.net/ramblings/images/pic5-233-1.jpg

I thought the unicorn had been based on examples of someone seeing a rhinoceros, stating that it had a horn on its head and was as big as a horse.

@Kalel

BTW, which one was yours?

Looking at the bigger picture, it could mean keeping out Tibetan monks (which by tradition shave their head) who wish to spread their beliefs, which the communist fundamentalists feel threatened by.

Would be nice if the last data sample wasn't 2002.

Wow, I can't beleive so many people beat me to the dickish comments. Oh well, you snooze you lose.

Oooohh, my midichlorians are just tingling right now!

I vaguely remember watching these Mythbuster experiments.

I'm impressed!

I'd love to have one of those on my desk for when my friend he goes on-and-on in unnecessary detail when he talks.

Had he not lost his shoe in a pile of sheep dip, we would never have come across this discovery. His loss was our gain. Kinda feel bad for him though, I'm sure they took quite some time and effort to make.