@Vonskippy

I guess I would be as cranky as you if I was on dial up too.

If they feel the need to charge people for extra luggage, they are taking on a responsibility to make sure it gets where it is supposed to.

@Charlie Bluefish

That's the problem. There is so much room open for interpretation, yet there are so many yahoos out there that "know" the true answer. That's why there are so many sects inside these religions, they can't come to an agreement with their difference of opinion, when both sides declare themselves as being right.

@Ben Eshbach

Actually religion is found to be a defense mechanism for those who suffer from delusions caused me mental illnesses or childhood trauma to help them cope with the unexplained that only they can see. We have better ways of helping those people today, but that's all they had back then.

@wildcard

I'm sure every Jew thanks you for speaking for them and putting your words in their mouth.

I think I'll donate my body to one of those criminal research fields where forensic science students/experts examine the time it takes for a body to rot in the wilds. Not only will I be fertilizing the land and having nature do its thang, but also my worthless slab will be contributing to the knowledge of others.

@Layne

That's pretty cool, congrats. :D

"Religion becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's."

-- Eugene Mirman

@Briannana

Why? Is being honest with ourselves and recognising the things which are important that we never learned, and not assuming that we know even though we don't? I think this mindset is better than thinking we are at the pinnacle of human development without looking at our personal individual weaknesses.

This would be great to help prevent me from constantly spilling beer on my router, but probably not provide much due to me kicking it over in a drunken nerdrage.

Yay, practical application life skills!

Ahh, I gotcha, looks like the SNL/Second City gang had their cameo fun with it.

Was that Chevey Chase in the music video at 1:17? Interesting.

This one is too good to pass up.

LEEEEROY!
JENKINS!

People make rationalizations like this all the time, it's no different than people who act like a complete tool on every day but Sunday. They pride themselves being a great person on one day, but completely disregard their negative behaviour on any other day. I give; therefore I am entitled to take my share (and the amount they take depends completely on the individual). It's human nature.

@Tavatar

Well on the bright side you only need to repair your attic, instead of having to repair your living room.