@A Noun

It may be just made of paper, unlike precious metals which have some degree of value, but the value itself is not in the material, but in the object it came from. They are intellectual gold.

I'll also add that there is no such thing as an Atheist child, or a Christian child, or a Muslim child, etc... It's just a child.

@Lulu

Bite the bullet and grudgingly accept their choice. The key word is "their".

Good thing it didn't get hacked up by the fan. I've know that sort of thing to happen before.

English is more gender neutral then a lot of languages out there that have to pointlessly state if a word is masculine or feminine.

Well, if you're going to go F'up a planet, you might as well bring a friend.

@Fran

You’re new to the internet aren’t you? Welcome to the wonderful world of memes.

Does he have a plan to create an army of robotic snowmen?

Might I add that The Potato Room is the best place to get baked... if you're into that sort of thing.

I don’t know about living inside furniture that’s sitting outside with all the bed bug infestations that's been happening. I wouldn't want just anyone walking on the street to come over and recline on my house.

I wonder if this will be more popular then their 'Essence of Wookie'.

iron chef?

*Hums the Hampster Dance song*

The Oregon Trail is all about one of your family members getting dysentery and dying. I love the green phosphor screen look of it. Classic!

Read this one a while ago on the Ananova quirkies. They apparently merged with another site, but I prefer the old list layout they used to have.