I'm waiting for a comment from our very own special D personality person.

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@Dougert

From my experience, they will just ignore the facts and keep touting their rhetoric.

Another great one from Allie.

I've seen this, yet have soon to find out why.

@ted

Human dot-matrix printer, I was thinking the same thing.

Norton and McAfee have always been better at advertising their product then having a good quality one. But, from what I've heard, in the last 5 years Norton has been able to boost their level of quality. There is a new free anti-virus available called ClamWin, which has had good reviews, but I have yet to try it out myself.

Pfft, no it isn't... clearly that's the face of Elvis.

Impressive.

Reminds me of a story I heard from a friend of my sister. Him and other guy played a prank on their friend by doing the same thing to his old VW Beetle, but the hard part was getting chassis into his apartment through the balcony entrance, but luckily they had use of a crane. When the guy came back from his trip, he saw the two guys sitting in it watching TV that was sitting on the hood of the car. They would have helped him take it apart and reassembled it had he not kicked them out. Oh well, that's what he gets for planting a watercress garden in my sister's friends living room carpet while he was away on a business trip.

It's cheap labour that also gives them an excuse to put a "Made in the USA" label on their goods.

That's quite the wonder bra.

@Max Power

Huh?

Apparently if you translate "I can has cheeseburger" into Russian you end up with "I can have a roll with a stuffing of cheese".

This list is more about social infamy then influence.

Bank robbery foiled by bureaucracy. Hermes Conrad would be proud.