It didn't happen to be the new iPhone prototype did it?

Hey! I thought I ordered a cheeseburger!

Windex is safe to drink right?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Windex

I find your lack of unicorn disturbing.

It's not the first time this has happened.

It needs a cannon on the front. Anybody remember Blaster Master for the NES?

The real problem here is that people get some great idea in their head that a 3 year old is mature enough to take care of an animal.

Reminds me of Cheesoid.

She seems to rich for book learn'in too.

Now all we need to do now is hook it up to a rat's brain.

I think the key word is "intelligent" and not "compassionate". If the theif understood the importance of the data, he'd want to return it because he could guess that some company is shelling money out for that research, and an investigation could happen should it not be returned.

These children will grow up to produce the greatest zombie movie ever made.

@Craig

+1

Does this mean we will have autistic cows now?