@felixthecat

House warming gift to ward off evil spirits... or the living for that matter?

Heheh... Good one JC.

Hey man, got any whisky suppositories!?!? I'm FREAKING OUT MAN!

Excellent, I'll save these for my airplane trips when a toddler is screaming his head off, starting a chain reaction with all the others on the flight.

My eyes must have jumped around the first time I skim read over the title and I somehow read "Minimum Wage War Machine". It must have been one of those weird fill in the blank with what looks right SNAFU moments. I need coffee.

What message am I passing if I wear oversized jeans to the point my underwear and ass crack is showing?

I wish I lived in a cave. Somebody gets in a car accident, and it's written up in a police report. Tiger gets in one, and its front page news. there's a reason why those two situations are different, but I just can't figure it out.

@trudy

Yeah, Lot was a dirty old man. Apparently it only matters when you stay away from the bum fun, but screwing your daughters and offering them to a mob instead of letting the mob have a go at the angles he had as guests, both of which could probably handle themselves just fine if they are all that and a bag of chips they claim to be.

@Dutchboy

That’s wonderful, I’m happy for you.

@Johnny Cat

Here's a couple, there's a ton more out there.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641258763

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120116485

@To everyone else

I actually do recommend you read the bible, the world needs more Atheists.

@CE

Let me guess, are you refering to this one?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

@CE

I have, and I also consider that the opinion that gods don't exist would be difficult to find on religious web sites wouldn't you think? Sure, there's as much chance of you believing anything on that link will persuade you as much as linking bible verses on here will do for me. There isn't much of any non bias information sources out there unfortunately, so chances are there will be no middle ground we can agree on. Oh well, I considered the source. Can you consider it? Yeah, didn't think so.

@pwscott

Oh, actualy I got that link from a blog I read.

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/

@CE

http://www.alternet.org/story/144174/is_belief_in_god_hurting_america

I wish I could believe you, but the facts don't look so good.

@pwscott

Because you have no idea what that "weirdo" puts in it. Some people choose not to eat out at restaurants for the same reason, even though there is less chance of anything bad happening... unless you eat chicken, or pork, or shrimp... never mind, your still screwed.

@dartef

That's what the get when they marry a nice Christian boy who is quiet and always keeps to himself... well, either that or a serial killer. But then again they usualy don't get married, they just get ordained to become a priest.

Looks expensive. If I wanted something like this installed in my house, I would have to cosine for it.