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*Abe Simpson like*
go and get a haircut!
Ah, when I was in the Army they would not tolerate this! Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)
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Mmmm, ok Alex... You didn't sell the book to me yet. I think. I'll need to check it [read it] at the book store. Maybe should I trust more a Neatorama approved item ? ;)
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mmm... next time I steal a car, I'll put a sh*tload of bumper stickers (back AND front). See what the software will do with this uber information!

or there's still the electromagnetic pulse thingy, but my hardware store ran out of it ;)
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- put cat in blender
- pop the question "will it blend, that is the question?"
- press the button... "yes it blends!"
- pour the cat in the measuring cup

et voila!

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do not try this at home kids. Rather at the neighbors!

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I love http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=558999366086187707
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