I love the Ronco Rotisserie cooker. I'm glad the infomercial went off the air because ever time it was one I was this close to buying it. I heard they cook great but are hell to keep clean.
My favorite ones are the ones that start by showing how difficult some normal task is, such as making cookies or cooking pasta, but then show how easy it is with some new product like the cookie dough shooter (looks like a giant syringe or caulking gun) and the pasta pot with the built in colander lid.

Morten Anderson? I thought he was the place-kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs a couple of years ago.

You left off one. On The Simpsons, Homer and Marge get kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant (I believe it was The Frying Dutchman)because Homer was eating too much.
Last week two people were kicked of an all you can restaurant in Washington because they were eating too much. Apparently the staff also made fun of how fat they were