Am I the oldest lurker here? I'm 65 years old and live in Florida (although I moved here way before retirement age). I was a copy editor and am a compulsive reader. Neatorama is the best. I've appreciated the links that have led me to most of the sites I check regularly.

I once got one that said "You need a change. Try Canada."

Click on the tall guy's butt.

At the newspaper where I used to work, the publisher insisted that the name on the front page was called a "nameplate" or "flag."

The "masthead" is the box, usually on an inside page, with the name of the publisher, editor, etc.