And a Merry Herpes to you too...

Hours later, hundreds of Maldivan Islamic clergymen called for the boy scout's mother to be executed for naming him "Mohamed".

Just a note, that ruler tattoo isn't exactly used to measure lengths of ribbon to wrap your christmas gift, it's the sort of tattoo normally worn by homosexuals to show their interest in anal fisting, as the markings allow them to easily measure how many inches of fist and forearm they can shove up another homosexual's rectum.

Don't you know that is Willard Scott... Motherfucker!

It's a dick sucker - oh no, wait, that's you!

Umm, invertebrate creatures aren't dinosaurs, you fucking idiot.

This teacher needs to understand he is either with us or with the terrorists. Why does he hate America? He emboldens our enemies and weakens the resolve of our allies. If he can't support the troops, he should not be teaching our children. It's a simple equation; if we hang the wrong flag up, we get hit again. Oh yes, and we should also hang up the Twelve Commandments in class, so God will protect our children.