I'd sit on a crapper for three hours if it meant getting a free ride.

One of these along with a bedroom-in-a-box, and you'd be all set.

Too cute. My uterus hurts.

Squirrels are cute. I think the neatest wild pet I know is my schoolmate's pet raccoon named Niko. He's pretty freakin' awesome.

The only one I recognize is Wells. Damn. *reads more*

On farms in England, the cows eat YOU.

I had to take my glasses off, too. That was so weird.

I know who's having frog legs for dinner.

Do toads make noise while they're hopping? I imagine that many of them would be pretty noisy.

Driving in Boston is dangerous, so I can only imagine how scary it is on a bike.

Not going to lie, I am all for Andini winning one of the books. Everyone loves a penis joke.

Ow! I wonder how many times he stuck himself making that.

I am for this.

High school chemistry class. My teacher was demonstrating the traits of the different metallic elements when she accidentally dropped one of the pieces in the sink.

"Oh, shoot!" she said, "That was sodium."

Genius that she was, my teacher decided to use that as another part of her lesson. She filled a beaker with water and dumped it into the sink.

BOOM.

The water pipe exploded.

She's still teaching there, unfortunately.

I always tried to shoot the dog.

I want it