Going out on a whim here, and it might sound completely radical, but is it just a pair of tweezers and a tube of sand-like-stuff? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Ok, it's either a medivil pot for pouring molten liquid down on invaders from the castle, or a cannon Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It is definitely a combination of a spatula and a backscratcher, cause don't you just hate it when you're cooking, and have a spot you can't quite itch? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Hi, this is Ali Gator from the Pest Removal agency. I understand that you have a plumber in your sewer? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Most definitely a early nutcracker, that didn't work very well. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)