When JFK said let's put a man on the moon, we did it in 10 years. It used to be a dream on mine to walk on Mars. I figured out long ago it would never happen.

Let's put it this way: If the guys running NASA were in charge of the western expansion following the Louisiana Purchase, we'd still be on the east side of the Mississippi.

That definitely would have been an improvement.

Check out REMEMBER THE ALOE, MOE by James Hold. I found it on Amazon and it's very funny.