Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on July 20th, 1969 rather than June.

It's a parrot - not a stool pigeon!

@WTM if I run into you at Goode Company I'll buy you a Saint Arnold's.

I eat there frequently and there are always lots of first timers. It's nice to see so many people getting such a good introduction.

Another must-have there is their Austin Baked Beans.

I haven't had a single sugar cube in many years. I've got some catching up to do. Do they even still sell them?

"Jibe" rather than "jive".

A question regarding this topic on the StackExchange UX site: http://ux.stackexchange.com/q/81825/69618

Plus, what Edward said.

From 1995: http://www.theartguys.com/IMAGES/Works/Sculpture/Suitcase_Wheel.jpg

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Dogies are motherless calves, not canines. But I suppose that ruins the joke.

Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma.

So Athanasius Kircher (1602-1860) lived for 258 years?

The ice cream is 5% alcohol by volume (ABV) or 10 proof. There's no such thing as "5% proof".

I liked it better when Zooey Deschanel did it. ;-) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462295/

"he noticed that the plane was not heading west"

It would have been heading west in order to be headed toward Grenada.

Pie.