The special Oscar for "Snow White" was kept, many years ago, in the Walt Disney exhibit in Disney World in central Florida. I used to make a special point of going to see it every time I visited. I would stand there, awestruck, and think, "He touched that."

As I recall, it's a one-piece; a regular-sized Oscar with seven smaller ones arranged on a wooden base that looks like a flight of stairs.

Er... when we get to my turn, I'd like to have a word with SN about "tilting at windmills" and "the elephant in the room."

He forgot to bread and deep-fry it. That will be Perfect Food 2.0, no doubt.