Wow, it seems like something the indians would see as a great thing, so I decided to do a top ten list of reasons this two faced indian child is blessed: 1. An instant job in an indian call centre on two phones at once. 2. A hot indian beaver for each face. 3. The ability to drive a taxi and keep his passengers in check. 4. Dinner and desert at the same time. 5. Smoking and non-smoking. 6. Watch telly and talk to the missus. 7. Play a keen game of poker. 8. Double the ballbreaking negotiation skills. 9. A gauranteed job as a tennis umpire. 10. More balls than anyone I know.
Best of luck with bubs, you may need to find an indian with an extra hand with that one.
1. An instant job in an indian call centre on two phones at once.
2. A hot indian beaver for each face.
3. The ability to drive a taxi and keep his passengers in check.
4. Dinner and desert at the same time.
5. Smoking and non-smoking.
6. Watch telly and talk to the missus.
7. Play a keen game of poker.
8. Double the ballbreaking negotiation skills.
9. A gauranteed job as a tennis umpire.
10. More balls than anyone I know.
Best of luck with bubs, you may need to find an indian with an extra hand with that one.