So what was the average weight of women in the 70's?

Somehow I'm thinking they're ignoring the obvious.

In my part of the Country, DHL couldn't find their own ass with either hand.

Twice they returned packages as "Couldn't find address", yet neither UPS or FEDEX or even the Post Office has that problem.

DHL should stop wasting money on stupid commercials and buy some GPS units!

Not to be droidist, but I'm afraid all 3PO's look the same to me.

Seems expensive. Once you buy them necklaces they're going to want shoes and handbags to match.

Doesn't the military have like a zillion tons of poisonous gas it needs to get rid of from it's chemical weapons division?

Sounds like a Two-fer problem solver to me.

Snooze buttons are for wussies. Alarm rings - GET UP. Such a simple concept soooo many people see to talk themselves into having problems with.

What a dumbass.

Darwin was so close with this one.

Even a student should have enough COMMON SENSE to know how to feed himself.

And what type of a parent lets their "slow child" go off to a foreign land and NOT keep in touch - or give them enough money so that they could buy themselves food or fly home if they got stuck with a host family still living in the dark ages.

Probably has the opposite effect. Core body temperature is pretty well managed all by itself. Heating up the "middle" just means your body is going to dilate more external (to the trunk) vessels to cool off the body. So by artificially insulating the trunk, you probably cause your body to attempt to cool itself off. Maybe that makes you feel warmer (like the effect alcohol has) but it really isn't keeping you warmer.

Keep in mind this "invention" is from people who don't believe in insulating their homes or providing central heating or cooling (they use room heaters and window ac/fans).

Simple example: Hot Dogs

@ted
Wouldn't that be Tortoise Gazpacho since it's cold?

Mmmmm, free food.

//what is up with the "you're posting too fast" error message - glaciers are retreating quicker then I'm typing.

Hmmmm, it's gray, square and has dark roots....

My mother-in-law?

//just kidding Nana, you're a petite flower of joy.

I'm pretty sure cops in the States will just waddle right over that red ribbon on their quest for donuts and the possibility to taser someone for their "dangerous attitude".

1) write small script to type in z-a
2) play game - start script
3) ???
4) enjoy seeing your name in the high-score section

What an incredibly tacky, ugly, stupid, poorly designed piece of designer crap.

1) vacuum form a facsimile of Hans in Carbonite
2) lay it on top of some cheesy plastic desk
3) put a work table surface above it on ugly stilts (apparently recessing it into a nice table top was beyond their skills).
4) ???
5) profit