The list left out the rarest thing of all.....

Common Sense.

From the science POV, that's very cool.

From the man POV, I'm off to hug my wife and tell her how important she is to me.

If I was Maggie O'Connell's boyfriend, I'd be worried.

//too obscure?

Is there anything Dopamine can't do???

VonSkippy here.

I put the wire twist tie's on at the local bread factory (but hope to soon move up to the slicing machine now that Lefty had another accident).

Married, two kids, a pond, two dogs, some ducks, and a three legged cat called "stumpy" (or "grumpy" or "lumpy" - I don't know - I hate cats).

I read Neatorama because it's fun and different from all of the bread technology sites I'm forced to read at work. Good job Alex!

Wahoo, Sid, we made the top two list!!!

//but c-dub, which one is the BIGGEST complainer, there can be only one!

Nothing says "art" like some kids scribbling turned into a crappy photo.

Remember shoppers, if the label doesn't say "Hinche Dirt", it's just plain mud.

Yeah, after lugging around the laptop, the AC charger, a spare battery, maybe a external optical drive, USB mem sticks, a few DVD's - NOT having to carry that tiny laptop mouse will be a BIG relief.

Not to mention there's nothing hotter then a geek blowing up his mouse - hopefully it comes with a blow up bat so that you can beat away all the groupies you'll attract.

//It's only the end of January and I believe we've got a real contender for the dumbest tech gadget of 2008.

So there's no beard-club for men?

Just about big enough to skin and make into a baby blanket.

How do you know the sharks are "hunting" the seals?

Maybe they're just doing "scientific research".

So with todays public education, math is now a strange and wonderful bit of magic to impress simpletons at gatherings.

How long until someone who can do simple math without a calculator is burned at the stake for witchcraft?

Yeah for wussy dogs (suck it pitbull owners).

Apparently they've never heard of Analytical Chemistry?