It is "sumthin brand new". I was surprised, however, that Ed McMahon wasn't on the show. I thought he was Coolio's homie.

Great stuff, except for the clowns. They creep me out too. I wonder if Ketchup/Catsup has a museum.

Yeah, but try to get one of them into a half-pipe. Ouch.

Wow. The Prince appears to be remarkably self absorbed and to have absolutely no empathy whatsoever. I guess it's a good thing he is the Queen's consort. He wouldn't be able to survive in any world where he wasn't at the top of the social order.

I can make my tongue do a 360 degree rotation. But only one rotation. Then it has to go back.

Art is art. However, I would have liked to see a more authentic representation of colors (e.g. the coloration of the robe of Mary Magdalene on Jesus' right side). However the picture of Mr. and Mrs. Bubbles in their clown costumes gives me the creeps. Ugh.

This is how I used to take Jack Daniels into a theater. No one ever questions a baby bottle. Forget about the fact that I didn't have a baby. I remember taking whiskey to see Predator 2. Believe me, it made the experience totally more enjoyable.

An R2 smoker is brilliant. The slim, blue panels on the front could open up to modulate the temperature and, of course, smoke would pour out. The electric version would need a data jack electrical plug. What were the people at Lucasarts thinking when they vetoed this?

Personally I think the Mythbuster's are great. I always have to agree with Jayme that anyday where Adam get's hurt (and I get to watch it) is a good day. After first watching the show I had a new definition for my dream job. In fact, if I had birth control eyeglasses, I would be the twin of Adam.

Where's the pentagon report citing an increase in the self esteem of children in the war zone of Iraq. I am guessing the same concept would apply to the children of Afganistan and I am guess surviving a devestating knife attack would boost my self esteem. I wonder if Afganistani chicks dig scars?

I think my enthusiasm for the concept would depend largely on the genre of literature printed. If it was erotic for instance ....

Wow. These things actually look like viable products. I can't believe the Darth Vader gumball machine or the Jabba bean bag didn't make it. And the Taun Taun costume. That looks like a costume contest winner for shurrr.

Just be thankful that Beppo wasn't one of those monkeys that throws its poo around and masturbates in public. Can you imagine the chaos of a super powered simian doing those things?

It looks more like "The Six Million Dollar Doe".

Diz is the plaz for the convenshion. But where iz all da Republicanz?