I'm baffled that they have used the metaphor of "paying" for sex as if it was a monetary transaction. You could just as easily (or more easily) say that monkeys relax their partner or get them in the mood by grooming them.

Why the push to make monkeys look like prostitutes when that is one (far fetched) way of looking at it?

The more they scream, the more nobody cares. I hope they declare listening to CDs you've purchased illegal too, or showing the disc to friends. The more they come up with stuff like this, the less people respect them and the more invalid they become.

So keep it up RIAA. Just keep on digging that grave.

@Herminius: I beg to differ on all points.

@#42 felix: "there are better ways to protect then with a firearm"

Like what? Rationality? Maybe you could talk a mugger out of mugging you an shooting you in the face. Eh, I'd rather just be able to protect myself with the same force that will be used on me.

Everyone citing countries with low crime rates and gun control - Just look at Kennesaw, GA. A city that has gone murder-free for the last 26 years because everyone there is required to have a gun.

Imagine if the same rules applied around the country. Maybe not everyone, but if a majority of the people carried guns, the crime rate would go way down - criminals would know they have a good chance of being met with deadly force.

Asking citizens to give up their guns is like the USSR asking us to give up our nukes in the middle of the cold war. Probably some bleeding heart irrational left winger would think that was a good idea, but anyone who thought about it for two seconds would realize such a notion is simply asinine.

I'm all for gun control. Please take everyone's guns away.

But I'm keeping mine.

That way it will be easier for me to be in control when the sh!t hits the fan. If I'm the only one with a gun, I don't think I'll have any problems getting food. Especially from the gun-control left wing hippies.

Eh ... but who wants to eat what they have anyway?

I can't even believe any rational person is still in favor of gun control. It shows only ignorance and extreme naivety.

Yea, right. I'm calling BS on this one.

All these new how-tos that are coming out lately are like hiccup cures: intended solely for the entertainment of those watching.

Ming was the name of Oprah's Vagina in a south park episode. I find that strangely ironic.

It doesn't sound like preferential treatment to me. It sounds like a private company running a private program. What they do does not effect the regular fire department, or anyone else.

That's like saying that private doctors provide preferential treatment to paying patients in countries with socialist healthcare systems. They have socialist and private health care, just like we have social and private fire fighters, apparently.

Better outlaw sidewalk chalk.

Where are you supposed to use sidewalk chalk if not on the sidewalk?

Uhhh...this same picture was used somewhere like a week or two ago talking about a robotic girl.

Ya, and I think the people who were on about global cooling in the 70's, overpopulation in the 80's, the ozone hole and the attack of the killer bees in the 90's, etc.

Guys. It's a business. The more you can ring the alarm bell, the more grants you can get and the more money you can make.

If Al Gore deserves a nobel prize, it should be for his business savy and ability to sucker a bunch of people into some B.S. manmade global warming scheme.

Did it taste good? I once watched my dog eat his own feces, puke it up, then eat his own puke. I don't think flavor is a requirement!

What a boner. What's he going to do when a better version comes out, get his penis removed?

Anybody else noticed the neat illusion when you put that picture in your browser window and scroll it up and down a few clicks? Crazy.

What happens when one dies?

Speaking of dying - seems like they could live a long long time with double of the most vital organs. Two hearts? Awesome.