a Jesus - I mirror your sentiments.

on a related note, did you note a noted Columbia University Professor found some alleged lost scripture that described Jesus as a gay hebephile/child molester (a person who likes/touches young post-pubescent boys).

If you're interested, google "Was Jesus Gay" and you will find tons of articles on it. Of course, the church would rather that info not be found, so those scriptures are censored/lost.

blue and white roundel forever!! (or until I can afford a porsche/prancing horse) hehe

cool article on evolution of symbols.

goldfish are way smarter than they get credit for. however, they are way dumber than the top 10 smartest animals (ie, cats, dogs, pigs, parrots, etc.)

my goldfish commonly eat their own feces, and sometimes they don't spit it out. don't know if that's a measure of intelligence, but it sure is gross.

now if only i could keep my upright posture in class and the dribble to a minimum.

it's really amusing all the smelly haseeds, and there reformed brethren, came out in defense of c-dub, who obviously hasn't made one correct statement yet. it makes me smile to see c-dub make false accusation after false accusation. it's like watching a retarded chimp (with payos and yarmulke lol) bang his head on a wall time and time again.

My family, who has jewelry stores in tysons corner and naples florida, deal with the hasidics on a regular basis, in lower manhattan, much to their displeasure. Now zoomzoom, since you claim to live in Soho when I know by your statements that you don't... you would know lower manhattan is comprised of districts. There is the lighting district, the restaurant district, and the diamond district,etc. i suggest you research this fact on your own time then get back to me, k?

and sezhoo, i suggest you learn more about the city as you obviously know squat. if you were in Soho, which is closer to the 2nd largest diamond district in lower manhattan, people would assume you were talking about the one i said. but if you wanna think all your jewish bros work near 47th street then i shall leave your ignorance untouched. thanks for playing.

class dismissed. :)

dont be so skeptical. since they have already created human-chimp offspring, im sure they can do geeps.

why don't they just mix in some veggies and protein with her tic tacs, a la 'deceptively delicious'? and if it is psychological, then she should smoke some weed, because when you're high you'll eat anything. believe that!

c-dub, class is over. You know absolutely nothing about New York, and the fact that you 'worked' in the Diamond District just furthers my point that you're ignorant and stupid for not knowing the 2nd largest diamond district is lower Manhattan. Everyday tons of Hasidics walk up and down Bowery and Canal, not because they run nail salons or a jewish gym, but because they deal in diamonds. You should really leave your house more often, or maybe make a few friends.

And yes, I still believe Hasidics are smelly in the summertime, because they are. You're probably one of them.

at c-dub
I suggest you read this article before you run out of toes to stick in your mouth:
http://www.lowermanhattan.info/news/downtown_gems__a_96119.aspx

If you are a Manhannite then you would know there are multiple diamond districts, the 2nd one being in lower Manhattan FIVE MINUTES away from SOHO. In fact, the original European Jews set up shop on Bowery and Canal, currently mixed in with the 'restaurant and lighting' districts. They HASIDICS moved up to 47th street to what is now known as the "D"iamond "D"istrict... notice the capital letters? To insist that all the Haseeds do business near 47th street shows how ignorant you really are.
Mazeltof, biatch.

Hey Pill. Your pain makes me smile! :)

First off, as someone who DID live in SOHO for 18 YEARS, I know very well that the diamond district is 5 MINUTES away walking distance.

Secondly, like I said earlier, if you saw men wearing a suit with Black Coats on in the dead heat of summer smelling like B.O., you'd notice it too... or maybe you're the Retarded Version of Hellen Keller who lacks eyesight, smell and common sense.

The one thing I like about Neatorama is the paucity of idiots that's so prevalent elsewhere. This is not one of those times. :)

I love murakami and it would be so cool to have my house decked out in his artwork. I like how he mixes cartoon with monsters with sexuality with cute.

Bad school + minority students = White America's dream.

Personally, I would care if my principal governed from a religion that believes in the Abrahamic God.

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." -Richard Dawkins, Biologist at Oxford University.

Tim, you described racists as pigs? Just because you have hateful tendencies doesn't mean you have to share them.

^^

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend any hasidic jews out there... I meant the hasidic men 'hot-curl' their hair, not 'perm'.

Haseeds scare the bejebus out of me. I used to live in soho near the diamond district, which you know is owned by the hasidics, and they would walk aournd in 100degree weather with their suits and black overcoats on sweating like pigs. Plus, they have hairy faces and some of them perm their hair!

I have a feeling this school's recent progress is more attributable to the previous principal leaving, who must've been atrocious, and allowing this Haseed to shine. We'll see if I'm right when the movie comes out soon.