Ah that's nothing. In Costa Rica, when a child's baby teeth fall out, mothers have them set into a gold setting and wear them as earrings. If the child is a boy, Mom wears them, if the child is fortunate enough to be a girl, she gets to wear them herself.

I have always said that when I am of advanced age, I am going to go to the grocery store in a fur coat and a tiara. I believe that is the period in which you are entitled to be colorful.

Surely you mean "literally"...

If you can't lick the peanut butter off the knife, what's the point?

Damn, look at the body on Darth Vaderette...

Looks tasty, is it edible?

Yeah, no...

Hey, call me frugal, but a penny saved is a penny earned. Or is it the other way around?

Nooooo...Should I believe this? I was much too disillusioned when I found out that the Bigfoot corpse was a hoax, I'll err on the side of caution this time and spare myself the heartache...

At least you can clean that up, my black Lab chewed up the leather interior in my car, the gear cover, the center console, door handles, head rests, practically everything, all that in one hour...

Looks like somebody needs some anger management...

This has April Fools written all over it...