And to think I've been drinking unresonated water all these years. Ill take two

When two cars meet, one going up and the other down, who has to back up?

I think you'd need a boating license for it on a lake

I played it recently and all I could think of was library so I didnt even bother with the test.

Also trying to resist the urge to make a ballroom joke

I never understand how taco bell got such a bad reputation as diarrhea inducing shlop. Its not any worse than other fast food joints and its never made me sick in the slightest.

Sort of an odd wedding. To each their own but Im willing to bet one of them just went along with the idea and secretly wanted a nicer wedding and will never admit it.

but pulp is much more eco friendly

I wouldnt want to fall asleep with my computer on display like that for fear of it being stolen

I think its the same cat from adam's post

Pretty neat read. I thought it was interesting that one person had a hand in discovering three animals in the "worlds smallest" category

sounds dry and uncomfortable, makes my eyes hurt.

Trysh, ew lol

My dad used to take me on some gnarly mountain roads as a kid and I always seemed to be on the side of the car that had the horrible view off the side of the mountain.

Not a bad way to deliver drugs, just about any remote heli would work. You wouldnt even need a very sophisticated way to attach them, a piece of duct tape would work just fine. To carry a cell phone however, you would need a pretty hardy mini heli.

Tennis ball idea works too. I know Ive launched some pretty far using a potato gun when I was a kid.

I thought all unicorns were male. I would think twice before drinking their milk

I dont know about anyone else's milk drinking habits but I have never thrown out milk. It always gets consumed long before it could ever expire.

A reminder, I doubt anyone read your post anyway.