The best I ever pulled was on a survey taker. We had already received two telemarketing calls in 10 minutes and the phone rang again. I picked it up:
Me: "Would you like to take a survey?" Them: "Ummmm" Me: "Do you like beans?" Them: "What kind of beans?" Me: "Do you like George Went?" Them: "Who?" Me: "Would you like to see a movie with George Went eating beans?" Them: "I don't know who that is" Me: "That's all right, I don't know either. Is this a commercial call?" Them: "No, may I speak with [roommate's name]?" Me: "Sure, here you go!" Roommate (after listening): "No, I would not like to take a survey!" *Click*
It's from Animaniacs and needs a better ending but was thoroughly enjoyable to do!
Me: "Would you like to take a survey?"
Them: "Ummmm"
Me: "Do you like beans?"
Them: "What kind of beans?"
Me: "Do you like George Went?"
Them: "Who?"
Me: "Would you like to see a movie with George Went eating beans?"
Them: "I don't know who that is"
Me: "That's all right, I don't know either. Is this a commercial call?"
Them: "No, may I speak with [roommate's name]?"
Me: "Sure, here you go!"
Roommate (after listening): "No, I would not like to take a survey!"
*Click*
It's from Animaniacs and needs a better ending but was thoroughly enjoyable to do!