The K-Tel Fast Action Pizza Pop Roller. This model allows you to make 8 pops at a time. It looks like heavy metal, but it's actually that styro-foamesque as-seen-on-tv pseudo plastic.

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Cyborg Mickey Mouse Billy Club. Cause in the future cutesy disney characters take over.

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There's actually some demonstrations / studies there that have very fit adults trying to match baby & toddler play for a period of time. After a short while, 15 minutes say, these very fit adults are totally wiped and can't keep up with the kids.

Amazing footage!

Really makes you realize the absurdity of keeping these sorts of creatures (cetaceans) captive in tanks for public display.

It's also missing a bottle of Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot.

Being Canadian, I imagine a sawed off shot-gun is a pretty American breakfast side arm as well. Maybe secured UNDER the table.

It's a prototype nose protector for professional surrogate porcupine parents.

It's a doughnut holder for your dashboard. This model allows you to stack up to 3 tasty sour cream glazed beauties. Mmmmm, doughnuts.

It's an antler trap for hunting Jack-a-lope.

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"B-ronze Age Edition" Xbox One steering wheel controller for game "Bugs Bunny Cart."

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I thought the cutest was actually Kellie the flight attendant... rrrrooowwrrrr!

Ok, but seriously, with the closed-captioning it is SO FUNNY! "put down a man, get a beer..." there's just too many to list!

It's a portable 'slap-on' wall hanger for Hipster types. The teeth grip into any nearby exposed-wood beam or plaster wall, and the shiny brass tab hangs your vintage flannel or knit wear. Also works for hanging your mason-jar coffee mug or home-brew canteen.

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Obviously.... a jawbone from a 1st Generation Cylon leach (they kept them as pets).

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Clearly it's a 16th Century Meat Doughnut Tenderizer.

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Apparently it is too funny to be viewed in Canada. :-(