This is a Sootball helmet to protect the chimney-sweeps who were the primary players of Sootball. Note the mouthgard, nose-picker and vents for breathability.

Scary wet pussy much?
... yes, rather.

That'll really put people who fight against pollution in their place!

Can't we all agree on one thing at least?
Dead flesh eating zombie crowds are neat.
yes?

As exemplified here, the Hokey-Pokey is a game that varies in it's rules and intensity throughout the world.

If you wouldn't mind waiting until our dinner to play footsie, sir?

Aw, poor bi-polar bear... you'll cheer up once you receive your newfound Neatorama fame.

Noooo they be stealin' my Glacierz

This is the Grand Prize Trophy for an extreme hacky sack game variation. You must keep the "ball" in the air whilst kicking it at your opponents in hopes of impaling their feet/limbs/etc., to knock them out of competition. Extra points are awarded for neat tricks and/or castrating your opponent.

This is a prototype Skip-Itâ„¢ toy.

Oh, of course... now I see. A Daschund trap!

A pencil dullener?

A robot stethoscope.

Global Warming a real threat? We'll have an oil executive from the administration and a concerned parent on after the break to decide. Stay tuned.

A welding mask for a giant cyclops?